Chuck Norris Puts the Ms on M&Ms November 30 2005
I don’t know who dreams this stuff up but
this Chuck Norris craze is freakin Hell-Arious!
Tickle Me Elmo Joke November 29 2005
I cannot claim credit for this one, but I thought it was cute enough to share.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8 am.The next day at 8:45 there’s a knock at the personnel manager’s door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up.
The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos …
All Hail King…Bush? November 03 2004
The following is a forward that I received at work that lists all of the great “dubya’s” accomplishments as president.
I have heard about the “greater of two evils” quotes but my goodness! 4 more years of this?
Church Bloopers October 04 2004
>
> Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually
> appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
>
> Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at
Calvary
> Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
>
> The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.”
>
> The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon
> tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”
>
> Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
> recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
>
> Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get …
